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Sunday, April 01, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Syria Kidnaps Pelosi

In an unprecedented act of war against America from Syria, the Syrian Government has kidnapped Nancy Pelosi as well as the rest of her merry group of traitors and is refusing to allow them to return to America.

Even more surprising was President Bush's reaction to this news.

President Bush: POUND SAND and do the world a favor and KEEP THEM.

The Syrian government, after spending a few hours talking to Pelosi is now begging President Bush to take her back.

This has been a public service announcement from Wake up America.

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great day folks and remember to play at least one April fools joke on those that you love.