My friends, if like me, you find yourself suffering from the debilitating symptoms of PETSD (Post Election Traumatic Stress Disorder), take heart, you're not alone. If after four months you still find yourself unable to accept the reality that this man is now your president, that this man now represents the United States of America to the rest of the world. If you still can't come to grips with this lingering shock. If you still recoil at the sight of his disturbing image and feel yourself overwhemed by dark depression, almost to the point of being physically ill, take solace in the knowledge that there are others out there who share your burden. We are the PETSD, and we are here for you. We are a non-profit support group whose sole purpose is to give comfort and aid to victims of PETSD. Why suffer alone? Give us a call and start fighting back by joining PETSD and following our three-step program. One: Admit to your feelings of helplessness and despair. Two: Join us and feel the power of the group. And, three: sign the PETSD Pledge to vote the lousy bastards out in 2012.
Best wishes,
Roger W. Gardner,
Regional Director
Northeastern Chapter, PETSD