I am prepared to have my 1000th Facebook friend.
http://www.tygrrrrexpress.com/2010/10/my-1000th-facebook-friend/
That person will be given a full expose on my blog to highlight the utter uselessness of this meaningless metric. My friend Marc leads me 1007 to 997, which means something to somebody somewhere. All hail the acquisition of people for the sake of statistics!
eric aka the Tygrrrr Express