I can't help but to pass on some stupid stuff of the day. I'm sure you have all heard of this. It has been an eyesore of mine from it's inception. Not immaculate either!
But then there is this too!
http://www.conservativedeclaration.com/2010/06/peta-to-rebuild-jesus/
I'm not a giant in the world of intelligence, but I can hold my own. What? I must be missing a point here. The Church spent $250,000, to build a giant lightning rod, surrounded by such flammables as foam, wood, and fiberglass. Stuck it in a body of water, in the middle of tornado alley. That was smart right there now!
Tell me if I am wrong, but a lot of people could have been helped with this kind of money. Now, PETA, wants to pull a lamb, safe from harm, mind you, out of their hat. Grow some food and feed someone if you are so damn interested! Idiots!
This Giant, is, was, next to I-75, 4 miles from me. I like the new Terminator look myself. God has good aim. Apparently, he didn't like it either. It has several names, most due to sarcasm, disdain, humor, and pure dislike. Mine are all of them. This is long, to the point, and very funny, in my eyes. Heywood Banks wrote it. I think it is quite eloquent for the occasion. :)
In southern Ohio,
just north of Cincinnati.
I beheld a vision,
next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot Jesus,
with his hands in the air,
looks like he’s carved out of butter,
just like at the state fair.
Big butter Jesus!
Sweet cream Jesus!
Oh country fresh Jesus!
Unsalted Jesus!
Oh Promise Jesus!
Imperial Jesus!
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus.
Oleo Lord.
Well you see him from the chest up,
like he’s about to do a back flip,
like he scored a touchdown,
or maybe melting or about to drown.
Well I’ve been to the state fair,
seen a cow made out of corn cobs.
Garth Brooks made of string cheese,
and the virgin out of olives.
Big butter Jesus!
Sweet cream Jesus!
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus!
Oh Promise Jesus!
Imperial Jesus!
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus.
Oleo Lord.
Shipped in pieces on a flatbed,
staring backwards was his big head.
Driver stuck in traffic backups,
desperately avoiding eye contact.
Well don’t make no graven images.
That’s one of the 10 commandments!
I hope the grading curve is kindly,
You get to heaven with a 90.
Big butter Jesus!
Sweet cream Jesus!
Oh country fresh Jesus!
Unsalted Jesus!
Oh Promise Jesus!
Imperial Jesus!
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus.
Oleo Lord.
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,
Oh spread the word.
One night Big Butter,
got struck by lightning.
And it burned to the framewire,
in a giant grease fire.
Some blamed it on Satan,
and boy, that would be frightening'!
But I thought it was Jesus’ father,
who was in charge of lightning!
Big fireball Jesus !
Flaming shot Jesus!
Charbroiled Jesus!
Opa Jesus!
Extra crispy Jesus!
Bananas foster Jesus!
I’m put out it’s not Jesus!
Charcoal-y O Lord.
Skeez
Please don't burn me down.
