Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Democratic Conspiracy Theorists Truly Are NUTS

The Brown Note is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.

It is an urban legend, but do not tell the conspiracy theorists of Re-Create 68, because...well..... it is fun watching them make complete fools of themselves, that why!!!

Fox News:

Mark Cohen, co-founder of Re-create 68, an alliance of local activists working for the protection of first amendment rights, said he believes this could be deployed at the convention in August to subdue crowds.

“We know this weapon and weapons like it have been used at other large protests before,” he said.

Cohen, who described Brown Note as a “sonic weapon used to disrupt people’s equilibrium,” cited eyewitness accounts of its use during free-trade agreement protests in Miami in 2003.

“I think these weapons were mostly intended for military use and so their use for dealing with innocent protesters seems highly inappropriate,” he said. “The idea that they might be field testing them on people who are doing nothing more than exercising their first amendment rights is disturbing.”

His group is preparing against a possible attack by Brown Note and other crowd-control measures by dispatching street medics at the convention trained in treating injuries in demonstration situations.

“It’s all we can do,” Cohen said.


No worries, I know what will protect them from the non-existent weapon.



Ok, so I couldn't resist, sorry.

Seriously though, "Dr. Roger Schwenke - an expert acoustician who appeared on the Discovery Channel’s “Mythbusters” in 2004 to test the phenomenon - told FOXNews.com there is no scientific evidence that proves such frequencies cause involuntary defecation."

There is more though those insane conspiracy theorists believe:

More troubling to Spagnuolo is the “Active Denial System” or “ADS,” a ray gun used to send high levels of microwave frequencies that cause a burning sensation the skin.

He described ADS as an “indiscriminate weapon” and said “there’s no long-term testing on what happens to the body when exposed to those kinds of microwave frequencies.”

Spagnuolo believes that Raytheon, the company that manufactures the weapon, is planning to test a limited-range civilian version on protesters in Denver before approving its use in places like Iraq.


You know, with Democratic supporters like this, I almost feel sorry for the Democratic Party....the only thing that stops me, is that they CREATED these insane people, therefore, they deserve what they get from them!

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